People like to say “You shouldn’t get visible tattoos because you’ll regret it on your wedding day when you can’t wear the dress you want without looking disgusting.”
Those people can stfu.
this… is a beautiful photo.
Things that my mother said.
So I got a 10x6 back tattoo(:
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot.
this basically describes my life.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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